i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
I met Bill Nye on a plane in 1999. Here he is inventing the selfie.
Bill Nye invented the selfie.
bill nye the selfie guy
are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???
like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached
but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
walk into any university and you will never know where the windows are at
THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS
that one part in spongebob where the cricket is like “chirp chirp” and spongebob is like “sorry i don’t speak italian” is my favorite thing in the entire world i laugh so hard whenever i think about it